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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was given drugs for a tooth extraction and while I do not remember anything about it after I was given the drugs, my friend who was with me did. I had gauze in my mouth and I wanted some fries really badly. I basically walked into the window like an NPC with bad AI and my friend was like, "Elaine don't come in, I'll get some for you!" while trying not to laugh because I was staring into the window with my hands on the glass and my eyes were wide open like I was on crack or something.

Then when she gave me the fries I walked over to a bench outside and I started furiously eating them in a way that looked "savage", all while I had gauze in my mouth! πŸ˜‚ Everyone was giving me weird looks or laughing. She called a taxi so we could go home and the first thing the driver said was "woah woah woah is she gonna throw up or?"and my friend told him "no she's not drunk she's had a tooth extraction and it's the drugs".

When I got home I passed out in bed and slept for like 20+ hours.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How did I eat fries with gauze in my mouth??

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

β€œElaine don’t come in, I’ll get some for you!”

Spiderman pointing at spiderman meme lol