Speaking of which, I had recently commented on another website that Trump might be the first president whose grave is assigned Secret Service detail.

I was half joking at the time, but things you might read about in The Onion have more or less transitioned from satire to prophecy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have often dreamed of pissing on this thing. If it's got guards, I'm going to fill a jar and drop it via drone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Just make sure it's beautiful, clean piss.

[–] Carvex 8 points 2 months ago

I'm sure the doofwads will set up a 24 hour guard of Cletus, Blermp, and SteveJack waltzing around it like the Unknown Soldier tomb

[–] Skullgrid 4 points 2 months ago

I don't know, Thatcher's grave doesnt seem to have that much security, neither does Reagan's