Mice and scissors that can be used in both left and right hands are oppression by the woke communists!!!!!1! All part of the WEF plan (sponsored by Soros) to make everyone ambidextrous and to destroy our right-hand supremacy! Bill Gates put secret nanobots in the vaccines to make us more left-handed. Wake up, don't believe what the fake news media tells you!

(/s, though I hope that was clear)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

proof!

(i also am spreading misinformation for the sake of satire)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That line should be smudged by the left hand.

You're a right handed fraud aren't ya