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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by cynar to c/asklemmy
 

My daughter is 5 now. She's discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I've also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.

What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. ๐Ÿ˜

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[โ€“] ReiRose 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What do you call a fly with no legs? A walk

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

shouldn't that be a fly with no wings ?

Love the deer ones lol

[โ€“] ReiRose 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yes!! I said it wrong ^_^'