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[–] PugJesus 60 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"is it homosexual to be alert in normal daylight hours"

Fuck, is this why I'm on vampire hours all the goddamn time? Being straight sucks. Why hasn't Liberal Media(tm) converted me yet like I was promised it would!?

[–] TotallynotJessica 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Given your behavior on this instance, I have a hard time believing you're entirely straight.

[–] PugJesus 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You would think, but I just don't have any taste in boys*

*except for monsters, I'd fuck a monster in an instant

[–] TotallynotJessica 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You're a cis dude? My gaydar straight up doesn't work 🤦‍♀️

[–] PugJesus 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Flying under the gaydar. In your defense, my mother suspected I was gay for the longest time. XD

[–] TotallynotJessica 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe you're neuroqueer? Autism? ADHD?

[–] PugJesus 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Recently was diagnosed with ADHD, so there's definitely that at least, lol

[–] TotallynotJessica 7 points 3 days ago

Let me know if anything changes!

Or if you get corrupted by the woke agenda!!!!