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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (2 children)

On the one hand, I think this is a joke. On the other, I really hope this is someone’s actual living quandary

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Having worked in an elementary school, I'm inclined to believe it's true. The best student name I've ever seen was Vampire Hunter. First name Vampire, last name Hunter.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Shit, I wouldn't name my own child that, but that name is cool as fuck.

[–] evidences 9 points 3 months ago

They should have gone Vampire for the middle name and Abraham for the first name, would have been a really nice tribute to the 16th President of the United States

[–] flicker 5 points 3 months ago

...I hope he becomes a vampire.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

His dad better be named Werewolf

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Having met a Revolution Fighter, full first name, I wouldn't be too quick to dismiss this outright.