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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I put on my robe and my wizard hat...

[–] TotallynotJessica 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I take out my cauldron and start brewing...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I gather several frogs and newts. They are now my friends.

What did you think? I was going to put them in the pot?!

[–] TotallynotJessica 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sorry! I wasn't wearing my glasses and thought they were the boiled seaweed 😭

At least you noticed before I threw them in. I'm so sorry (。╯︵╰。)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

We drink our vat of miso soup. It's delicious. We have plenty to share with our amphibious friends.

[–] TotallynotJessica 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

As I serve them with a tiny spoon, I look up to see you staring at me. I ask why...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Unfurling a blanket from our trunk, I reply *amphibians are our forest friends and love soup'. I sit down against the log and drape the blanket over all of us. We fall asleep under the stars to our amphibious companions' friends singing in the distance

[–] TotallynotJessica 1 points 4 weeks ago

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