Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 4 weeks ago by Kintarian to c/dadjokes

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (8 children)

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

[–] th3dogcow 17 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

No idea! (Eye deer)

[–] Fetus 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What about a dead deer with no eyes?

[–] th3dogcow 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Still no eye deer

[–] capt_wolf 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

[–] Aremel 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

[–] kamenlady 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lean beef.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

[–] Aremel 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A walk?

[–] kamenlady 2 points 3 weeks ago

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