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[–] hOrni 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If the worst effect of lactose intolerance is diarrhea, I think I would choose having diarrhea over not eating cheese.

[–] SlopppyEngineer 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not the diarrhea itself, it's the sudden "critical pressure reached, 30 seconds until launch" moments that make things difficult.

[–] hOrni 4 points 1 month ago

I know the feeling. I tried extended fasting a couple of times. After the third day it looks exactly as what You described. I shat on my couch the first time I tried it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It can also last for hours and be rather painful. I spent the entire night crying in my friends bathroom.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Me after a Chili cheese burger and chili cheese fries. To this day I don't know why I did it without taking my pills.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I see this experience inspired your username.

[–] hOrni 3 points 1 month ago

Ever tried those Buldak ramen? Similar experience.

[–] HootinNHollerin 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

For me it’s several hours of pain, like I ate plastic, and no diarrhea. I always carry lactaid pills on me because I can’t give up dairy. So there is a way to do it. But I still forget to take em and keep screwing myself over but I keep trying cuz cheese

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know that they make cheese out of nuts, too. And there isn't any lactose.

[–] HootinNHollerin 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well then it’s not cheese.

I’ve had vegan Alfredo sauce and vegan pizza on several occasions and it isn’t worth my $

[–] hOrni 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

After reading the comments I can assume, lactose intolerance is like combining the effects of eating extremely hot food with extended fasting. Seams rough. But on the other hand, cheese. The second best thing You can eat. Totally worth it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Wait, extremely hot food and long gaps between them is like my default state of being. What’s wrong with this?