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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I mean what use are nails for, at some point in the human evolution we wouldn't need nails at all

I'd like to add that.. I have stubbed my toe so hard twice now and they had to remove half of the nail Twice and from experience I say fuck them the creation of nails was a mistake existing only to make us further suffer on this cursed land

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Humans evolved finger nails to separate Lego pieces

...I can't think of a good reason for toe nails though

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

maybe also separating lego pieces

[–] AngryCommieKender 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lego do not belong near feet. That shit is real damage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

then its only purpose is as a heat shield when holding a cup of tea.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

its only use is to protect our fingers when holding something with a lot of strength (it'll spread the force around your finger tips instead of it all going to one point

or at least i remember hearing something like that. im not actually sure though

[–] Lag 4 points 3 weeks ago

Like brass knuckles, but for your fingers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Thats fascinating

[–] Poxlox 5 points 3 weeks ago

Bro is never itchy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Opening cans of beer and soda

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jealous that my nails aren't that strong

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

You need more calcium

[–] Sam_Bass 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

scratch an itch. peel a strip of packing tape off an old roll. make annoying clicking noises on a table top.