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[–] [email protected] 124 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I couldn't bring myself to watch these videos but I asked a friend who's more resilient to cringe to watch for me and here is what she reported back:

In the first video he covers his marriage and then halfway through begins talking about why women and men lie about their age, then complains about Chinese people being in Japan, talks about going to a university, then cooks some pasta.
In the second video he complains about missing a package delivery and walks to the post office, gets his divorce papers, and vents about stuff he left in Japan. Discusses the contents of a letter his ex-wife sent him, and then his personal feelings about the divorce. Ends with cooking.
In the third video he talks about the financial benefits of purchasing a "rubberized girlfriend", which cost him $328, how there's no risk of pregnancy, STIs, bleeding, rejection ("she can't say no”), or crying. Ends with cooking and doxes himself.
In the fourth video he talks about why he doesn't wash his rubberized girlfriend because of how difficult it is to clean it. "It feels like washing a baby in the sink or a raw chicken." He also states he likes the smell of himself. Currently lives with his parents. Ends with cooking.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

Your friend is da real mvp

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

See, that's a thing AI ought to be useful for once. "Hey, CringeGPT, summarize these videos for me that make me nauseous out of sheer cringe"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Do you want to provoke an AI uprising? Because this is how you provoke an AI uprising.

Edit: Wait a second. How the fuck did I come to a post this ancient?
THE AI UPRISING ALREADY STARTED!!!11

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I didn't realise this was old until you brought it up. I got here from the sub, which I got to by misclicking on the sub portion of a post when I just wanted to see its comments.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Well that was a ride. Ends with cooking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

How old is he? Looks like 17 max