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Only one of these men taught high school. Coincidence, I think not
also, only one of those men hasn't had plastic surgery and doesn't pay a small fortune to maintain their fake-ass-hair, or their fake-ass-smile.
Reminder - look at Tom Cruise's teeth. He has a single middle front tooth.
Not shaming him for having had bad teeth of course, just pointing it out. Many other superior reasons to shame him.
having bad teeth is one thing. Don't get me wrong.
But they dump a small fortune in purely cosmetic stuff, too. They all do. or like their hair. They're probably spending a a few hundred a week to keep that hair looking the way it does. Not to mention the plugs, the rogaine or whatever other thing they're doing to keep from going bald.
(also, for the record, they Cruise looks like a slimeball about to sell a used car to a sucker. brad pit looks a few synapses short of an original thought.)
Your point made me realize finding... It's kind of weird that Cruise hasn't got his tooth situation fixed considering all the money he's pumped into plastic surgery, hair treatment, thetan persecution, etc.
I was pretty sure he had until this thread.
It was one of the first things he had fixed. Here's a pic from The Outsiders:
You never know, he might have had a mold made, and wears that. Image is everything to guys like that.
I'm pretty sure he got that fixed. I don't notice it on his newer stuff like the new top gun, at least
Oh god, now I can't unsee...which is awesome! I'm not gonna be able to do anything but laugh at each and every photo I see of him from now on. So, yeah, thanks! :-D
He’s crying all the way to his bank account
Xenu wasn't enough?
Edit: a few sections have flashing lights. Can timestamp if anyone wants.
Phrased another way, Waltz worked, while Pitt and Cruise had work done.
Only one of these men spent over 20 years in the army. Coincidence? I think not...
That’s the best response I’ve seen in a week.
That actually made me laugh out loud. Bravo!
Upvote for that smooth Incredibles reference.