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Poptart rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I fucking suck at cooking

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[–] jqubed 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Microwaving the Pop Tarts is your first mistake: they should be toasted!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They should stay in the store.

[–] Agent641 4 points 3 months ago

They should never have been harvested from the tree to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, how do I put out a fire?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Throw more pop tarts at it to smother the fire!