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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We should go back to filling them with hydrogen.

[–] FlyingSquid 43 points 2 months ago (5 children)

What could go wrong?

I mean other than that...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Would make for more exciting birthday parties.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The alternative is to use extremely limited quantities of gas crucial for MRIs, chip making, metallurgy, and a few other high tech applications. But hey, pretty balloons.

[–] FlyingSquid 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

^(The^ ^store^ ^was^ ^just^ ^out^ ^of^ ^helium.)^

[–] RedEyeFlightControl 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only a matter of time before they can't get any because we wasted such a limited resource on vanity instead of the pursuit of science.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Perspective my dude. An insignificant small amount is spent on vanity.

I've used more helium on a single dive than I've ever used in balloons in my entire life.

[–] RedEyeFlightControl -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At least you spent yours on something scientific in nature.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

At a stretch perhaps, but it's more recreational - I liken it to going to visit a castle, or going on a safari.....just underwater!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

When I was a kid, Dave Berry had a column where he made fun of the US Strategic Helium Reserve. This taught me an important lesson: when people make fun of what seems like government waste, 75% of the time it turns out to be really important. Not always, but you should look into it more.

[–] Aqarius 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, there's areas where it's surprisingly hard for laypeople to tell apart "mostly useless" and "saves lives on a daily basis".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Oh the huge manatee!

[–] JusticeForPorygon 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Am I missing a joke? Airships used hydrogen gas

[–] Blaster_M 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Specific airships made by a specific country that had no access to helium...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Not exclusively, hydrogen being lighter and cheaper meant it was still sometimes used when helium could have been.

[–] rain_worl 0 points 1 month ago

wasn't that just the flammable lining?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

When I was in school decades ago, my science teacher brought in a big balloon filled with hydrogen and lit the string on fire without telling us that it was filled with hydrogen.

I could feel the explosion in my bones. It was neat.

I’m not sure you could do that in schools today.