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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It needs a port that you can attach your bag of caffeinated noodles to.

[–] Dasnap 77 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can make the most vile, cynical, brainrotting product if you advertise it to Gamers™.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

We Gamers™ are on the cutting edge of humanity.

[–] trashgirlfriend 5 points 1 month ago

In 10 yearls you'll be slopping down on PowerNoods™, not even knowing how silly you looked here, smh.

[–] Nuerion 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You won't even need to heat the noodles up; they're ready to eat right from the pouch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Ham Noodle" just sounds wrong

[–] AnUnusualRelic 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Judging by the url, they're noodles designed to boost your ham. Which is probably worth it to someone. I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I have been thinking about improving my ham... 🤔

[–] CptEnder 1 points 1 month ago

I.... kinda wanna try it