Wait this is great! I love my wife but she doesn't love me back! So all we need to do is find a person who she loves that then loves me so we can have threesomes!

Oh can't wait! I wonder 🤔 who this person will be!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Just make sure you can Chekov a Sociopath isn't the newbie who'll be the Pave looking for "you."

You need someone That Kind of technically superior like some fantasy futuristic.

[–] werefreeatlast 2 points 21 hours ago

Sounds like a plan!

[–] thesporkeffect 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I love you, but I can't promise your wife will love me :(

[–] werefreeatlast 2 points 13 hours ago

Ok we gotta get this to work. But first questions first. Are you now or have you ever been a hottie? If male, is your penis at least 7.5"? These are very important questions. She's a hottie but it doesn't matter because you're supposed to love me, not her. But she's supposed to love you. Can you sign the backstreet boys songs? Or the songs from Pink? Are you a gambler but you keep your cool and regularly make a ton of money in the stock market? Anyway, as for me, I got the sad bod going. I'm not too tall, not too short, 6" penis. I'm at a good age. And I love to be loved. And I love to love. So we will definitely click. Man, this is going great 😃. So yeah, tell us which end you'll need from me and which end she can get from you! LOL.