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[–] TotallynotJessica 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What happens when Thomas runs out of cishets to consume?

[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He collapses in on himself, becoming denser and denser until even light is not straight in his vicinity.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At which point he becomes a Republican.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thomas! Nooooooooo!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Thomas would never

He simply very secure in his sexuality

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

He's moving to the next planet.