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[–] hOrni 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

8,5 eh? Imma put on my scepticals. You're only an inch shorter than Ron Jeremy's dick? And that dick had a movie made about it.

Edit: a couple movies, if You count the porn.

[–] yemmly 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Definitely overshot the brag with 4.9 inches thick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] yemmly 4 points 6 months ago

Yeah, but that’s not as funny

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