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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (5 children)

We needed to activate it.
Does anyone have a butthole?

[–] _stranger_ 19 points 4 months ago

Fire for fire, butthole for butt plug, go.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mine just sealed up when you made that request.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

dramatic high tension music intensifies as the stakes are getting higher and the protagonists are sweating nervously over the plug of butts, but only one unsealed butt remains between them

(Also what you described is literally the opening moment of season 5 Solar Opposites)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The pets or robot vacuum cleaner are probably playing with it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Wait a sec, I'll go check.

[–] toynbee 2 points 4 months ago

Not sure, but I think fewer than have an opinion.