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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

When you get a hotdog, you can ask in the shop if you can use the bathroom

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or stick the hotdog down your urethra to plug it up.

(Now there's a sentence I wasn't expecting to type today)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

When I was in highschool, my weird friend was like “imana stick this corndog stick up my penis hole” under the table in the lunchroom and he actually jammed it in there and our other friend giggled and she flicked it a couple times

No one will ever believe this but your comment gives me the perfect reason to bring it up, there’s no situation where it’s even been relevant to talk about

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I believe it. That's weird enough that a kid would do it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He was definitely a strange dude.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 7 points 4 months ago

I don't know what's stranger. Corn dog sounding or flicking the corn dog sounder.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Oh god seriously

Although if he was gonna get an infection, it’d be from any number of the other weird things he did. Seeing him randomly years after graduating was mega weird too, because he was so… normal. Hahaha

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

That's the risk, but there's plenty of urinary tract and probably plenty of urine to flush out any pathogens

A sub I never visited on Reddit: /r/sounding

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The real wisdom is in the comments

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I'm always glad to share my life experiences with strangers on the internet