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Clever Comebacks

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[–] Etterra 99 points 4 months ago (4 children)

As an American I can tell you that it's better to just beat that dead dog. Well, horse really. Elephant. It's definitely an elephant. Now get out your flail and go to town at that bitch. And continue the beatings until the problem is resolved.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Elephant. It’s definitely an elephant

More like a blue whale, really.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thought they were joking about Republicans

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was a joke about the size of the problem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It was a definitely a joke about the elephant in the room

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I know, but I didn't want to have to explain two different sayings instead of just one. At least, that was my thinking when I wrote that comment at 3am.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Now get out your flail and go to town at that bitch.

Kinky

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Serious question: If the american health care system (which may be the most prominent thing stopping migration currently) would become a socialized-financed commodity how much %GDP would America loose?

[–] Schmuppes 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Probably none, because the people wouldn't go bankrupt because of a broken leg and be able to spend the money and be able to keep spending money on something worthwhile instead. Breaking people's necks financially by means of medical bills is not a great thing in the long run for the economy.

[–] blackbirdbiryani 18 points 4 months ago

America spends the most on healthcare already, it's ludicrous

[–] Jiggle_Physics 11 points 4 months ago

The current healthcare is a net loss for the country. The only people losing money would be private medical industry, and its share holders, but it wouldn't off set the losses caused by the crushing expenses, and bankruptcies as far as the general GDP is concerned.

[–] AeonFelis 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't speak the language, but my guess is that the Portuguese equivalent of "beating a dead horse" uses a dog instead?

[–] mstrk 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

in pt-br: chutando cachorro morto

literal translation: beating a dead dog

in pt-pt: bater no ceguinho

literal translation: beating the little blind person

Yup you guessed it right.

[–] Etterra 1 points 4 months ago