alt text: a tweet within a tweet. "coworker asked me my pronouns and I said 'they/them but I'm at work right now so it's whatever' and then she came up to me later and said 'this is you'" (showing a tweet that says) i'm probably nonbinary but i have a job so idrc about that rn
I don't need pronouns, people can just call me "hey you" or "that jackass."
I personally prefer "that asshole," to "that jackass," but that's mostly because a lot of what I end up doing could be referred to as "playing pack mule."