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submitted 4 months ago by Two9A to c/[email protected]

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[–] MrJameGumb 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just check to see if your toothbrush is still wet

[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 months ago (3 children)

strap an IoT moisture sensor to your toothbrush and you don't even have to get out of bed 😎

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or get a smart toothbrush that tracks your brushing and definitely doesn't form a botnet 3 million strong for cyberattacks

[–] MrJameGumb 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And give China access to my TEETH??? No thank you! 😤

[–] idunnololz 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

When is Apple going to release iTooth so I can get 100% self cleaning teeth with built in air tags in case I lose them

[–] MrJameGumb 1 points 4 months ago

BEHOLD! The iTooth!

[–] wreckedcarzz 9 points 4 months ago

Home assistant go brrrr

[–] yogurtwrong 3 points 4 months ago

Make it play spotify ads through your teeth into your ears to make it more user friendly and innovative and ai blockchain and...