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[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago (2 children)

His issue was phrasing. The woman used a euphemism which significantly shifted her perceived intentions. “Look at his little wee-wee” is far removed from “look at his little penis.” Synonyms are not created equal, so simply substituting without considering connotation will only cause confusion. He should have said “get an eyeful of her little vagina.”

[–] ThePantser 127 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Look at her little vajayjay, nope still weird.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Gawk at her crack, mate!

Nope.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] humorlessrepost 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] humorlessrepost 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I don't get it.

[–] Viking_Hippie 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Behold! Her cave of wonders!

🤷

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

And his nephrite rod!

???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Crack, cocaine.

Even worse.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think if he referred to it as her little pussy or cunny it would make it significantly worse.

[–] candybrie 21 points 4 months ago (4 children)

That's more adult slang for vagina. Little kid euphemism would be something like hooha or twinkle.

[–] Smoogs 25 points 4 months ago

Man saying that to another man is still questionable. Still sounds like he’s lending his child out for drugs.

[–] z00s 13 points 4 months ago

vomiting intensifies

[–] Shardikprime 11 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Are there people seriously calling vagoos as hoohas

[–] candybrie 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You call called them vagoos. I'm not sure you have much room to judge.

[–] Shardikprime 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'd say coochie but that one makes them sound less pointy

[–] candybrie 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why do you think of vulvas as pointy?

[–] Shardikprime 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The characters sound. I don't know what you mean

[–] candybrie 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't think I particularly want a pointy sounding word for vulva because I don't think of vulvas as pointy. I was just curious why you want a pointy word rather than a round one.

[–] Shardikprime 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Vagina does sound pointy, I thought we were talking about that

[–] candybrie 1 points 4 months ago

You said you didn't like the word coochie because it makes them sound less pointy. I was asking why you want the word to be pointy.

[–] jpeps 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No word feels great which is pretty sad considering how many child-friendly euphemisms there are for a penis. With my daughter we try to emulate the same vibe as 'willy' combined with some anatomical accuracy by using the word 'vulvy'. Sounds gross to many, makes sense to others. Your mileage may vary haha.

[–] AncientMariner 3 points 4 months ago

In the UK, we call it a minnie for girls. Willy for boys.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Welcome to the 70's, although that was still in an adult context.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

hoohas and floofs

my older sister and her daughters... I always had a hard time not laughing at it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Nope, not better.