Alt text: a text post that reads: Work in retail long enough, and you'll eventually realize the rules for dealing with Customers are exactly the same as dealing with the Fae:
- Avoid eye contact.
- Never reveal your full name.
- Accept nothing They offer you.
- Never verbally agree or disagree with anything They might happen to say.
- To apologize is to acknowledge a debt owed.
- Under no circumstances are you ever to thank Them.
- Remember that They are incapable of reading signs in human languages.
Retail is terrible even if your mental health doesn't suck. I worked in fast food for 20 years and several times a week I'd tell my wife "I hate that fucking restaurant". I was often stressed and burned out, was driven to therapy twice... I work in an office now and it is so much more relaxing.