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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You can insert a cockroach into your penis. Its eat all the accumulated semen and when finish its get out. Is pretty easy and safety to do.

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think Google AI mentioned something about this ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Also that jumping off the golden gate bridge is a viable way to deal with depression.

To be fair, I haven't heard any complaints of depression from people who have jumped off the golden gate bridge, so it seems true. ๐Ÿค”