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[–] [email protected] 127 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (8 children)

Juror #2 an "investment banker" who gets all their news exclusively from ~~Trump~~ Truth social and ~~Elon~~ twitter. The red hat is there to save the day, hang the jury on some nonsense to protect the cult leader.

If I'm wrong, and the jury convicts, point to this thread and I'll donate $25 to charity.

The observers in the court won't say who it is, but I guarantee its that one.

Edit: I have chosen Special Olympics Canada as the charity.

Edit2: I was wrong, I will make that donation tonight and post the blurry receipt

[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

To balance it out and give to charity regardless of the outcome, I'll donate $50 if you're right. That way there's always something good happening even if it may be small.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Nah. Most jurors are paying attention to the evidence. Trump supporters aren't the lone rebels they think they are. There's literally a mountain of evidence and the prosecutor's closing argument was 6.5 hours long (not including breaks).

Every other person in that jury room is going to want to go home and won't put up with someone stopping them. Even if this dude tries anything (he probably won't), he's going to crack by day 3.

I bet we see a guilty verdict for at least some of the charges within 3 days.

[–] elbarto777 8 points 5 months ago

God I hope you're right!

[–] eran_morad 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Some jurors just asked for and received a laptop from the prosecution with all the evidence on it. That means they won't have to ask to view individual pieces of evidence, which will make this much faster.

That tells me they are interested in the evidence and that they want to get this over with. A possible quick (3 day) decision would mean they are done by Friday.

[–] eran_morad 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All it takes is one traitor - one - and he walks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, it doesn't. You're watching too much 24 hour news or something. These jurors don't just silently vote, they discuss the case for the entire time.

Any juror is going to be asked by the others how they came to their conclusion. There's no way to get away with it without scrutiny. Trump supporters can't stand scrutiny, especially not with this much evidence and 34 felonies! They should convict on at least some of them. Trump literally signed the checks.

[–] eran_morad 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You’re being naive. MAGA fucktards are not the sort of people who give a fuck about facts and revel in the thought of pissing off the decent among us.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, you're being naive if you think one person can stand in the way of 11 New Yorkers who want to go home for the weekend.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This got me good. I’m imagining a bro from Staten Island stuck in a dusty quiet room with bad coffee and New Yorkers from every borough 100% ready to cook.

He can’t log off. He can’t flee to his safe spaces. He can’t feed himself reassuring 4chan memes. He’s exposed. These are his neighbors. There’s nowhere to run. Will his fear and adoration of a wannabe dictator sustain him? Tune in next week to find out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Worse, they're all from Manhattan and 2 of them are lawyers. If they already scheduled a Saturday tee time and the weather is supposed to be nice... I wouldn't want to be in their way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tee time early Friday, I guess?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah he did the job! Now If his MAGA friends doxx him, we gotta make a strong showing of solidarity for our neighbor who wasn’t a total asshole. Fair’s fair.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] eran_morad 0 points 5 months ago

This was all predicated on there being a MAGA traitor on the jury, which can only be known to the traitor himself. But you have fun stroking your dick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

You won the bet, good on ya.

[–] SarcasticMan 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If you are right I will donate $25 worth of Monopolowa to my stomach.

Edit: convicted lol I donated the Monopolowa anyway skål or should I say dzięki or would it be prost fuck it cheers!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

does lemmy have a RemindMe bot?

[–] Burn_The_Right 1 points 5 months ago

I have chosen Special Olympics Canada as the charity.

Well done!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I had saved this thread! Woo hoo! Glad you pulled through with your promise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The observers in the court won’t say who it is, but I guarantee its that one.

Are the votes of the jury generally revealed?