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Tesla mogul will head up Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Vivek Ramaswamy, to ‘dismantle bureaucracy and slash regulations’

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Useful context from @callouscomic:

Misleading headline.

From a different site:

with attackers demanding a $150,000 ransom in “baguettes,” an obtuse reference to the company’s headquarters being located in France. In reality, the attackers are looking for payment in Monero, a privacy-focused cryptocurrency.

https://cyberscoop.com/schneider-electric-energy-ransomware-hellcat/

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Efforts to hold Israel accountable for its crimes against Palestinians at the International Court of Justice in The Hague are ‘anti-Semitic’, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said in a cabinet meeting yesterday.

Commenting on the ICJ case against Tel Aviv brought forward by South Africa and Israeli football fans rampaging through the streets of Amsterdam

chanting racist slurs and attacking locals and their properties being met with resistance from locals, Netanyahu said: “In both cases, we are dealing with serious anti-Semitism aimed at rendering the Jewish people and their state powerless, stripping our nation of the right to self-defence, and depriving our citizens of the very right to life.”

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They linked to wicked.com when the movie site is at wickedmovie.com

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The cyclist, who suffered a broken nose, was initially treated at the scene by the ambulance driver.

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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/46751752

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Cross-posted from "Giuliani shows up to vote in Mercedes he was supposed to give to poll workers" by @[email protected] in [email protected]


Summary

Rudy Giuliani appeared at a Florida polling station in a Mercedes convertible that a court ordered him to surrender as part of a $148 million defamation settlement with two Georgia poll workers, Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, whom he falsely accused of election fraud.

Giuliani has reportedly been evasive about the whereabouts of his assets, including items from his $5 million Manhattan apartment, New York Yankees memorabilia, and luxury watches, despite a court order to hand them over.

Giuliani’s attorney denied the allegations, claiming Giuliani was unaware of how to deliver the assets.

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