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[–] SlopppyEngineer 53 points 1 week ago

Sci-fi comedy predicting the future again.

[–] _bcron_ 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

In other news, travelers have began bottling air themselves, causing bottled air futures contracts to plummet in overnight trading and reach lows not seen since 2009

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

On a barely related note, that reminds me of this classic financial media segment.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Great, now President Scroob is going to come and suck it all up

[–] foggy 12 points 1 week ago

Someone's buying a jar of farts.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Only those who visit Lake Como can want to buy our souvenir; memories are not bought but lived.

Amazing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah and you can buy a rattlesnake plushy in a can at the western store downtown.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It's canned in a factory that reeks of old cement and lubrication.