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[–] grimer 33 points 1 month ago

They just write themselves sometimes…

[–] SarcasticMan 21 points 1 month ago
[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 21 points 1 month ago

It'll do that sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

It's called 'gassy giant' for a reason.

[–] jewbacca117 14 points 1 month ago

Weird, my GI doctor said the same thing

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 1 month ago

I mean, at least passing gas relaxes you a little

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 1 month ago