Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Sure, it sounds easy, but the process is painstaking!

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... It's how often you have to get up from where you're sitting. It's unbelievable.

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It just dozen add up.

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It's pretty straightforward.

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
 
 

Newlywebs.

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I drove my Chevy to the Levys', but the Levys were dry.

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A lambslide.

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Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!

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cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/3697294

ok it's enough....

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Da brie was everywhere!

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Annette.

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New job (self.dadjokes)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Jakdracula to c/dadjokes
 
 

I changed my job. I'm working at Old Macdonalds farm, I'm the new CIEIO.

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They were blocked.

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Maybe we'll see some AI generated dad jokes.

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They both have collar ID.

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Because none of them work.

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A can't opener.

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Keep pushing its buttons.

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He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by solidgrue to c/dadjokes
 
 

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This is a real TOSser (ttrpg.network)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
 
 

Kirk: I'm having trouble hearing lately. Bones: Can you describe the symptoms? Kirk: Homer is a fat guy, and his wife Marge has blue hair.

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Clint eats wood.

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Now I stand corrected.

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