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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

Annette.

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New job (self.dadjokes)
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I changed my job. I'm working at Old Macdonalds farm, I'm the new CIEIO.

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They were blocked.

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submitted 1 week ago by FreeLikeGNU to c/dadjokes

Maybe we'll see some AI generated dad jokes.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

They both have collar ID.

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Because none of them work.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

A can't opener.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes

Keep pushing its buttons.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by solidgrue to c/dadjokes

...

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This is a real TOSser (ttrpg.network)
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Kirk: I'm having trouble hearing lately. Bones: Can you describe the symptoms? Kirk: Homer is a fat guy, and his wife Marge has blue hair.

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Clint eats wood.

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Now I stand corrected.

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Now it's a wrecked angle.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by spongebue to c/dadjokes

My, how the tables have returned!

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submitted 3 weeks ago by QuarterSwede to c/dadjokes

A small medium at large.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by ajoebyanyothername to c/dadjokes
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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

"Quit stalking me!"

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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

... I think it was Farmer Geddon.

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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day.

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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

It's a little meteor.

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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

Lemon aid.

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submitted 1 month ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes

Because everyone kneads it.

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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

Now I tell Yo-Yo Ma jokes, which are much classier.

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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bay gulls.

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