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Kirk: I'm having trouble hearing lately. Bones: Can you describe the symptoms? Kirk: Homer is a fat guy, and his wife Marge has blue hair.

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[–] sh__ 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This took me way too long, but I got it. Pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Care to share? I'm drawing a blank here.

[–] then_three_more 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He misheard symptoms as Simpsons because of the hearing loss.

[–] ummthatguy 7 points 1 month ago
[–] ummthatguy 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Can you describe the S[impson]s?" as might be poorly interpreted by Kirk with his diminished hearing.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All they had to do was reverse the image so Bones’ question is obviously first. I genuinely thought Kirk’s statement came first. In what alternate reality is English read from right to left?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

...

I don't even know how to respond to this.

Kirk's complaint is at the top. Not only is English read from left to right, but it's also read TOP TO BOTTOM. This fact has been used all over the place in writing, including in comics:

(So ubiquitous is this format that I literally just popped a comic I was in the process of reading up onto my screen and there it was in one of the frames! I didn't have to go searching.)

You'll also see it in advertising, in some books with fancier formatting, and a whole bunch of other places.

So remember not only "left to right" but "top to bottom" and you'll do fine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I, too, had problems reading Bones' question. I read it as "Can you symptoms describe the". I still don't get it, "symptoms" is further the the left than "describe". This is all very confusing for me.

[–] then_three_more 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OK you're gonna have to explain how you got to that. I actually can't work it out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The joke is, once you ignore that English is read top down, you have problems with any text longer than one line

[–] then_three_more 2 points 4 weeks ago

Oh I got whooshed.

[–] Spider2013 3 points 1 month ago

It's all centralized text...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Dissenting" is to the left of "the" in the comic example I gave. Did that confuse you too? If one confuses you and the other doesn't, I really don't know what to say. They're using the SAME FORMATTING. (It's called "centred text".) If both confuse you then at least you're consistent (but very bizarre given how common this formatting is).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

I have looked up "centered text" and now I get it. You might want to look up Poe's Law

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am astounded at how easily you are flummoxed. Life must be a constant struggle for you. I’m glad you found a way to respond to a remark that was not made to you, nor about you, and that you did so with such aplomb. If I wore a hat, I would tip it.

Now, as an exercise, go and read it the way I did and tell me, honestly, knowing that the internet is full of barely coherent attempts at humour, could you, in any way, despite your mind bogglingly deep knowledge into the art forms of comics and memes, have read it the wrong way around and, for just a moment, a tiny moment, the tiniest of moments, have thought the joke made no sense? And now, look at the comment I replied to, and see if you can see the subtle context in which my reply was made. Well done, maybe you just learned something new today.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yes. Life is a constant struggle for ... the person ... who can read without difficulty and not for the one who gets confused by trivial and common formatting. That's definitely how it works.

[–] TootSweet 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I upvoted the post, but unwillingly and only because of the title!

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[–] ummthatguy 13 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hey! He's not fat! It's glandular!!!