surewhynotlem

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[–] surewhynotlem 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And yet I can drink a soda and somehow not throw the bottle onto the ground. I'm a fucking hero.

Maybe just carry a tin for your butts since it's not exactly a surprise that you have them.

[–] surewhynotlem 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Then I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's strange that I found them in my butthole.

[–] surewhynotlem 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seetor-gate. Because it's German

[–] surewhynotlem 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The dog disagrees

[–] surewhynotlem 8 points 1 week ago

"We tried to do a thing but it was hard so we did half a thing." - Democrats

"We tried to do a thing but it was hard so we're giving up. Enjoy high grocery prices" - Trump

Almost the same, but not quite.

[–] surewhynotlem -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That would be the mitigation to the problem, yes. But I'm describing why it's a problem in the first place.

You can't say "calls aren't that bad because you can do everything possibly to avoid them.". I'm avoiding them because they're that bad.

[–] surewhynotlem 15 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I check my texts. I check my email. I check my DM. When I want to.

YOU choose when the call happens.

[–] surewhynotlem 12 points 1 week ago

That's lovely.

[–] surewhynotlem 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You'll be hard pressed to find causation unless you find a gaggle of grandmas confessing.

There's a lot of herbology lore and stories. Maybe it's all made up. But even today we find people poisoning their spouses and everyone's reaction is always "why not just leave?". So extrapolate that out and it seems reasonable.

[–] surewhynotlem 4 points 1 week ago

Yes exactly. Force someone to stay and they'll find a way out.

[–] surewhynotlem 4 points 1 week ago

Now I'll never finish that history assignment...

[–] surewhynotlem 3 points 1 week ago

Having a diagnosis doesn't excuse their actions. At best it explains them.

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