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The Linux, GNU/Linux, and BSD ecosystem in general. Since most applications are portable between distributions, an improvement made by one vendor will eventually propagate through everything. A new feature in KDE Plasma will appear both in EndeavourOS and Kubuntu. A security fix in OpenSSH (which is maintained by OpenBSD) will appear in literally all distributions and even Windows.

(edit) This obviously doesn't include technically Linux/BSD systems like MacOS and Android. Their existence is sacrilege, and while they are on the council, we do not grant them the rank of Linux or BSD distribution.

I was going to write one like that... but my brain short-circuited when my first two commands were touch mommy.sh and consent mommy.sh (alias for chmod u+x (yes, even my shell aliases are horny, don't judge me))

Tzeentch convinced the officer to paint the casing instead of the shell.

I love the smell of redistributed ood in the morning.

"Archiving legally purchased content as an insurance against corporate-sanctioned theft"?

You're having a day-long freakout on the "OK Mate Wanker" community with a banner of beans and tagline of "Obviously satire, dozy wankers". Take off the clown shoes, you're bringin shame to the profession.

Careful, if the Enlightened Centrists discover your post, they might write some spicy comments about how broken the upvote/downvote system is!

"We have conquered the world for spices."
"Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?"
"Absolutely fucking not."

Have they tried lighting a match and following the smoke?

What did he do this time?