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Tape down an air horn and throw it on their roof or tree. Repeat if necessary. Problem eventually solves itself.

I don’t really like how it parts my hair in half

I only troll and break the terms of service on Reddit now

This feels like an extremely basic thing to miss. Something 10 seconds of thought would have fixed.

On iOS I sideload Reddit+ with AltStore (no jailbreak needed). It gets rid of all the ads, promoted content and whatnot. Other than that, I also use Inoreader app with the RSS.

I know that feeling. And when you're 9 hours late to a post so every single angle, argument, joke, etc has already been said.

I hate when they shortened the sentence to summarize it instead of writing exactly what was said.

Congratulations, guys. This is officially Lemmy lore.

I can't wait to get banned for asking a legitimate question

Reading this comment in 120 fps. Whoops.

There are about a million people here all saying the same thing. It’s amazing, it’s better than you think, and once you use one, you will never ever go back.

It’s all true. When you poop in a public restroom or at a friends house without one, you will feel tainted.

In the winter if you’re worried about cold water, you should know the anus is not very temperature sensitive. I suppose because in our evolutionary past we did not use our anus much to sense the temperature of objects.

That's why I'm starting my own instance! With blackjack! And hookers!