OldManBOMBIN

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[–] OldManBOMBIN 88 points 1 week ago

I'm going to learn how to orgasm!

[–] OldManBOMBIN 70 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I'm doing my part!

[–] OldManBOMBIN 24 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN THIS WAY

[–] OldManBOMBIN 18 points 1 week ago

I'm reporting this. Not beautiful. Very painful. Make me cry.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 1 points 1 week ago

I'd make a joke about animal sex, but it'd be like beating off a dead horse

[–] OldManBOMBIN 3 points 1 week ago

You know what they say: "A Beautiful Mind starring Russell Crowe me once, Bobby Fisher sleeps at night"

[–] OldManBOMBIN 5 points 1 week ago

I didn't catch that! I was too transfixed by Him

[–] OldManBOMBIN 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I need to modify my dental hygienist statements from recently 😂

[–] OldManBOMBIN 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Is that John Goodman? Damn, he's in everything! (Including CHUD, as a cop in a diner at the end)

[–] OldManBOMBIN 1 points 1 week ago

I about shit when I saw him

 
 
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We can do anything. (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by OldManBOMBIN to c/lemmyshitpost
 

I bet we could even bully the president into quitting if we tried.

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Ru(le)thy (lemmy.world)
 
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Tl;dr(ule) (lemmy.world)
 
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Check this shit out (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by OldManBOMBIN to c/lemmyshitpost
 
 

She's been wading in my creek before, but this is her first time in water over her head.

For future fetches, we moved to the other side of the ramp where there is an eddy current, just in case.

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Booshed em (lemmy.world)
 
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Booshed em (lemmy.world)
 
 
 

Back in the not so distant beforetimes, I was a part of a community which occasionally hosted goofy "karaoke" nights. Basically, we'd all just use vocaroo or whatever service and upload ourselves singing whatever, or trying to pronounce words from one another's languages/dialects/accents.

I recorded a parody of Baby Got Back(yt tracker removed, re-uploaded from an archived capture) based on someone else's parody verse, the Aussies would all come in and say g'day and Mell-bern, we'd all try to speak Swedish, and it was a pretty good time.

Showing you guys that song may get me kicked out of that community, but I hope not.

If anyone here is from there by chance, tell TMW I said the anniversary of the retirement of his space helmet is coming up. I wanna say August 19.

And tell Airport I said sup.

 

"Last year, Red Lobster reported $11 million in operating losses following its flubbed 'Ultimate Endless Shrimp' deal, which backfired when it reeled in too many customers after the limited-time promo became a permanent menu fixture last June. The restaurant chain later reported $12.5 million in losses in the fourth quarter of 2023."

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