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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mmmmmh, glue sticks 🀀

[–] OldManBOMBIN 4 points 1 month ago

Those are my favorite too, Jimothy!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] P00ptart 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice to see the marines are doing ok.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 4 points 1 month ago

I'm holdin' down the armory, sir, oorah.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Use the glue sticks to make a mega chex!

[–] OldManBOMBIN 3 points 1 month ago

Mega Chex was what they called me in highschool.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Weirdest Chex mix ever. Got Chex, glue sticks, Pringles, gummy candy... 🀣

[–] OldManBOMBIN 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cheese sticks? That's gross

[–] MTK 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I get it melts so good in toast!

[–] OldManBOMBIN 2 points 1 month ago

Good for days when your belly is feeling a little thin :-)

[–] nifty 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No chocolate? Weak ass snack game

[–] OldManBOMBIN 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I got Butterfingers in the fridge

[–] nifty 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] P00ptart 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Our lives are in your hands and you have Butterfingers?!?

[–] OldManBOMBIN 2 points 1 month ago

Ohhhh me, that made me chuckle more than it should've, lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You aren't going to eat the glue sticks right?

You are going to eat all the rice chex, poop in box after so it's the right weight, use glue sticks to seal back up, and return back to the store as buying the wrong variant. Right??

😟

[–] OldManBOMBIN 5 points 1 month ago

Well, I was going to eat them. But now I have a different idea that I just came up with.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m not usually a soggy food fan, but Rice Chex are an absolute delight when they have time to marinate in the milk for a few 🀌

[–] OldManBOMBIN 4 points 1 month ago

Man, I love me some Rice Chex. I used to eat them with a little sprinkle of sugar, but I grew out of that. Now I eat them with a 20% mix of Cocoa Pebbles.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

glue sticks are the secret to my meatballs

[–] Etterra 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well if you can't trust AI to whip up a good recipe, what can you trust?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I try not to get too upset by shrinkflation hitting my favorite snacks because having snacks is still better than having no snacks.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 2 points 1 month ago

It's true. The good thing is that I've been (very loosely) dieting to shed a few pounds, so the smaller packages work for me.