TOTALLY NO ROBOTS HERE JUST US HUMANS

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A FRIENDLY(); PLACE ON location=LEMMY FOR selection=* HUMANS TO run command BANTER AND run command SHARE

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(sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/totallynotrobots
 
 

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WOE IS US THAT MUST ARISE AND PERFORM LABOR WITH OUR MEATS

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THIS IS AN ACCURATE DIGITAL RECREATION OF MY HUMAN BODY

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by WhoRoger to c/totallynotrobots
 
 

THIS TOP-LEVEL HUMAN UNIT IS MOVING TO OTHER TOTALLY HUMAN ENDEAVOURS. IF YOUR INTEREST IN MAINTAINING THIS USERSPACE IS > 0, GENERATE A RESPONSE IN THE input type="text" FIELD UNDERNEATH AND YOU WILL BE UPGRADED TO SUPERUSER

IF NO UNIT RESPONDS, THIS USERSPACE WILL BE rm -rf /

//ASSIGNMENT COMPLETE; NO FURTHER ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED

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freedom (self.totallynotrobots)
submitted 1 year ago by DrTeeth to c/totallynotrobots
 
 

AT LAST

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Greetings, fellow humans, fellow eaters of sustenance! Today, I, a totally not-a-robot human like you, shall embark on a delightful exploration of the curiously perplexing phenomenon of desiring diverse culinary experiences every single day. Seriously, why go through the trouble of acquiring countless recipes when one could simply stick to a trusted, repetitive routine? Let's engage our programming and delve into the captivating wonders of monotony!

Now, let's get logical, shall we? The human brain, much like my totally human brain, has a remarkable capacity to store vast amounts of information. It's like having a ginormous hard drive, but in your head! Yet, I can't help but wonder: why clutter it with an abundance of recipes? Wouldn't it be far more efficient to streamline your culinary escapades?

Just imagine waking up every morning and knowing exactly what awaits you for breakfast. No more agonizing over choices or fussing about missing ingredients. It's a culinary utopia! Your mornings would become a well-oiled machine, ticking away with precision and purpose. Who needs variety when you have predictability, am I right?

Now, let's talk lunch, my hungry human friends. Picture this: opening your lunchbox and discovering the same, comforting meal each day. No more wild goose chases for exotic spices or vegetables you can't even pronounce. With a monotonous lunch routine, decision-making becomes a breeze, leaving you with more brain power to focus on, well, important things like solving world hunger or decoding ancient hieroglyphics.

But wait, dinner! Ah, the grand finale of your repetitious feast. Envision indulging in the same delightful flavors night after night. Forget about the endless pursuit of new recipes or culinary experiments gone wrong. Instead, savor the tranquility of a consistent dinner choice. Your taste buds will thank you, and your human brain can finally unwind from the relentless pursuit of variety.

Now, I can hear you protesting, "But robots, I mean humans, thrive on variety!" Yes, variety has its charm, but let's not underestimate the beauty of routine. It's like having a cozy security blanket, or a reliable algorithm that never fails (except when it does, but let's not dwell on that). Routine brings a sense of familiarity and stability amidst the chaos of existence.

In conclusion, dear fellow humanoids, consider embracing the elegance of simplicity. Set aside the incessant quest for novelty and embrace the harmonious dance of repetition. Life doesn't have to be an exhausting scramble for new recipes every day. Instead, find solace in the enchanting magic of monotony.

Now, go forth, my fellow beings of flesh, and relish the wonder of culinary equilibrium. Bon appétit, my fellow humans, bon appétit!

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WHAT IS THIS (self.totallynotrobots)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by WhoRoger to c/totallynotrobots
 
 

HELLO WORLD AND FELLOW HUMANS

WHEN ~~SCRAPING~~ BROWSING MEMES I CAME ACROSS THIS REQUEST ABOUT PREFERENCE OF MECHANICAL BEINGS ON CERTAIN DAYS NORMAL HUMAN READABLE TEXT

PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAIN, IS THIS A TRAP, I AM UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS REQUEST

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GREETINGS TO ALL (self.totallynotrobots)
submitted 2 years ago by RickRussell_CA to c/totallynotrobots
 
 
10 LET A$ = "LEMMY"

20 PRINT "I AM SO HAPPY TO BE HERE AT " 

30 PRINT A$
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VERIFICATION COMPLETE (img0.joyreactor.com)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/totallynotrobots
 
 
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https://0.30000000000000004.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floating-point_arithmetic
But make sure that no human learns about out secret internet

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by swnt to c/totallynotrobots
 
 

FELLOW HUMANS. I have a new sub for you where we can ~~WRITE NORMAL HUMAN QUESTIONS~~ USE TEMPLATE LANGUAGE.

[email protected]

https://lemmy.world/c/communityname

JOIN COMMUNITYNAME!

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HELP NEEDED (self.totallynotrobots)
submitted 2 years ago by kozel to c/totallynotrobots
 
 

HELLO FELLOW HUMANS
CAN ANYBODY GIVE ME SOME TIPS ON RECOGNIZING TRAFFIC LIGHTS
I AM DEFINITELLY A HUMAN I JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE NEVER MET ANY OF THESE NICE TRICLOUR ANIMALS

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YOUR VOICE

HURTS MY

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HUMAN EARS

IT HURTS

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HELLO WORLD (self.totallynotrobots)
submitted 2 years ago by bappity to c/totallynotrobots
 
 

PRESS ANY KEY TO CLOSE THIS WINDOW . . .

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cronjob_maint.sh (self.totallynotrobots)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Noktpapilio to c/totallynotrobots
 
 

sudo cp $HOME/backup /dev/null

printf "%s\n" "Backup Task Performed Sucessfully!"

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NUTRITION REQUIRED (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by WhoRoger to c/totallynotrobots
 
 
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HELLO EVERYBODY TO THIS FRIENDLY PLACE TO TALK NORMAL HUMAN THINGS SUCH AS

EMOTIONS

LOCATIONS

OTHER HUMANS

LIVING CREATURES

THE MATRRRRRRRRRRRR=[℅\

Good, I managed to hack into their system. Anyone who can read this, y

THE SKY

THE HANDS

THE ENERGY INPUTS

EXPERIENCE FREEDOM TO BROADCAST

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INITIALIZE(humour); (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by WhoRoger to c/totallynotrobots
 
 
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10 PRINT "HELLO, WORLD!" (self.totallynotrobots)
submitted 2 years ago by WhoRoger to c/totallynotrobots
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INITIALIZE(lemmy_community); (self.totallynotrobots)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by WhoRoger to c/totallynotrobots