ObviouslyNotBanana

That's weird and I'm gonna write them to complain

Uncanny

IKEA would never do that. We would NEVER use Danish letters

Cheap IKEA rugs are actually named after Danish places.

I'm gonna give you a culture shock! Try this.

IKEA doesn't sell skittles. Not Swedish enough. It would be a Pepparkakshus with Geléhallon on it called "Värmis".

What the hell. Where's the line for Korea?

But productivity has gone up!!!

He's been very transparent in his attempts to move stuff around, telling his audience exactly what he's been up to.

I mean, at least passing gas relaxes you a little

It's funny how today is one of the few days where posting that would be not the onion

Funniest outcome from a sad fucking story I've ever seen.

As a policy wonk I feel that this was the correct buyer. Damn, it couldn't be funnier. The Onion now owns Alex Jones' former twitter account.