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Hopefully this is onion-y enough to post here.

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is perhaps too onion-y, but somebody has to drop it in the thread:

The Onion's statement on the purchase

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's funny how today is one of the few days where posting that would be not the onion

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah if you read it it's definitely still the onion

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The overton window has moved

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

*onion window

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Suffering from success.png

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

What an amazing read. Thanks for sharing!

[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“The Onion is proud to acquire Infowars, and we look forward to continuing its storied tradition of scaring the site’s users with lies until they fork over their cold, hard cash,” said The Onion CEO Ben Collins. “Or Bitcoin. We will also accept Bitcoin.”

From the CNN.com article.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

[–] cheese_greater 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have an odd urge to subscribe to their printed syndication

[–] Gingerlegs 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I did as soon as it was announced! I get one once a month, it’s awesome

[–] cheese_greater 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Do you have a pic of this badboy haha?

[–] Gingerlegs 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OMG this is a thing! Seriously evaluating my need for 9 bucks every month!

[–] Gingerlegs 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

$60 for a year, or $5 a month I believe

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe different pricing? Loading https://membership.theonion.com/ from across the pond shows 99 annual or 9/month

[–] Gingerlegs 5 points 1 month ago

Dang, you’re right! I must have gotten a limited time offer that I didn’t realize

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

would like to see what Cards Against Humanity could do with the supplement business …

[–] SassyRamen 19 points 1 month ago

The first Artikel better be about gay frogs, or I'm gonna be pissed!

[–] homesweethomeMrL 15 points 1 month ago

*golf clap*

[–] FooBarrington 13 points 1 month ago

Wrong sub, this article is about The Onion

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope JorDan from knowledge fight get a chance to work with the onion, no one knows alex's brain better than Dan and could write a perfect spoof version

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Omfg I didn't even think about that possibility, that would be perfect, if Dan really gets Alex's desk I am gonna explode with laughter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Oh what if the onion guys handle turning new episodes into videos

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Wow. This is historic. I bet he's got hot blood moving through him fast.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Community name does not check out /s

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

It just lined up perfectly for me...

[–] SpaceNoodle 7 points 1 month ago

Finally some good news

Too bad the people we need to reach are literally incapable of understanding satire

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

let's fucking go!