Man, all men know erections just happen with you sleep. It's incredibly inconvenient when the demons need me to answer the door in the morning and it's just raging down there.
this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2023
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That's why I always wear my chastity cage, so I don't embarrass myself in front of the demons
Sure, that's why. ;o
Well, that and to make sure they don't suck my dick while I'm not looking. Mostly the non-embarrasment though
Are you sure we aren't getting erections while we're asleep because of monsters getting in bed with us?
Did it all for the mussy.
Monstussy
Because you're speaking cum at me
Night time boners are common, as are fear boners.
And wind boners.
Why do you think they call it a stiff breeze?
"There are monsters up here, too. Behold...."
Scaroused
Fear boner.
Tumblr user.
Tbh there's rarely a dream I'm not self-aware in anymore so I try and lucid dream the demon into something else. It doesn't work so this comic is on point.
"If it bothers you, wanna help get it down?"