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[–] taiyang 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Man, all men know erections just happen with you sleep. It's incredibly inconvenient when the demons need me to answer the door in the morning and it's just raging down there.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's why I always wear my chastity cage, so I don't embarrass myself in front of the demons

[–] taiyang 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Well, that and to make sure they don't suck my dick while I'm not looking. Mostly the non-embarrasment though

[–] TheGiantKorean 13 points 1 year ago

Are you sure we aren't getting erections while we're asleep because of monsters getting in bed with us?