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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Why would dwarves have no ass?

[–] quams69 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BloodSlut 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

brb starting a texas-core dwarf worldbuilding project.

propane and propane accessories brothers!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Starting yet another world building project huh?

So that means you finished your previous world building projects right? Right?

[–] BloodSlut 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Just like I finish a video game before buying a new one...

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 2 points 1 year ago

We're here! No rear!

[–] frickineh 18 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I kind of picture them being short and thicc, but I admittedly don't consume much media featuring dwarves, so maybe my headcanon is wrong.

[–] Iron_Lynx 17 points 1 year ago

Yeah, when I think dwarf, I think short, stocky, with the men leaning heavily towards muscular bear bodies, and women generally being shortstacks.

No ass? My ass!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

right? an important part of the dwarven mating ritual is having a pronounced ass cleavage when you bend over to work on some machinery

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you need an ass that don't quit, you gotta get you a halfling girl.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also famous for both love of things that grow and good, tilled earth

[–] captainlezbian 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Add stoned off her ass and you’ve described my girlfriend, height included lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Congrats on bagging a baddie

[–] captainlezbian 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I coast very hard on the fact that short chicks are into tall chicks

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My knowledge of rule34 and anime is definitely at odds with all of this lol.

[–] rustydomino 10 points 1 year ago

LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"What does 'goblin mode' mean?"

[–] Droggelbecher 1 points 1 year ago

Im going to start telling people my gender is goblin, thanks for the info