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[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Flexing with phones is weird af. People spend 1000 bucks on a phone and do the same shit that a phone for the quarter of the price can do.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago

Too poor to flex with sports cars, gotta go into debt to flex with phone

[–] FlexibleToast 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Using money to flex at all is dumb. While everyone's out here flexing, I'll actually be retiring at some point.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey now, some of us are too poor to flex or retire, stop flexing on us /s

[–] FlexibleToast 2 points 1 year ago

There are plenty of people in that situation. They are the ones that truly need a better social safety net and UBI. But you're not going to catch me feeling bad about retiring at some point in my life.

[–] Eylrid 71 points 1 year ago (6 children)

You know it's funny, I use android and I've never seen a single green bubble. Weird, huh?

[–] ThunderWhiskers 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My bubbles are purple and gray!

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit 12 points 1 year ago

Mine match whatever colors my screen background is. They change whenever I change the background.

[–] dustyData 9 points 1 year ago

My bubbles can be any color I want them to be and I change them weekly according to my mood.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

On Android, you can make the bubbles any color you want.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

‘course, people would get over color pretty quickly.

By default with no prior coordination, iPhonies expect:

  • High-quality photos/videos
  • Renamable group chats
  • Typing indicators
  • Read receipts
  • One-click group audio/video calls
  • Shared names & contact photos
  • Stickers
  • Screen sharing
  • Message reactions (good improvement, Android, here)

They can also expect:

  • Use over WiFi, free internationally
  • Apple Pay & iMessage app integration
  • Messaging from other devices or via voice
  • Encryption

If you’re not in North America, remember, we haven’t all agreed it’s easy to use What’sZuck or secure to use Signal. Convincing users to adopt a particular messenger is work for the more technical, the more opinionated - and whoever convinced you to download one app may not have convinced that girl at the bar to download the same one.

Apple is aware kids get left out of group chats in the US, but lets them get bullied for profit. Support next-generation interoperable messaging Tim! The collective time and mental power exerted on evaluating different messengers, remembering which group chat is on which platform, and on this debate must be staggering.

[–] creditCrazy 3 points 1 year ago

This is just proof that amaricans will always see color

[–] Mr_Blott 2 points 1 year ago

Me too cos who TF uses SMS in 2023?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know what iPhone glass is but it feels like even if iPhone users are a minority, the only people I see with broken screens are iPhone users... A friend of mine even broke his screen the same day he bought his phone and just lived with it like that for a year...

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that some people who have iPhones as status symbols can't afford to replace them if the screen breaks. Whereas someone who doesn't care about brands can easily swap a broken Android for another budget phone.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

And also replacing a screen on android phones doesn't cost the full value of the phone again. But apple makes it so doing the repair on an iPhone you might as well just buy a new iPhone instead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I put fairly cheap glass screen protectors on my phone, break one every 6 months or so, peel it off and replace it.

I bought my S10e on launch day and both front and back glass are intact.

Meanwhile, I see a LOT of iPhones in service that look like they've been jack hammered, to the point I wonder how you swipe on the touch screen without slicing your thumb open.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

iPhone 12 and later uses what they call “Ceramic Shield”, which is supposedly 4 times tougher than glass according to Apple. It’s manufactured by Corning, the same company that makes the Gorilla Glass used on many Android devices. Maybe the promise of tougher glass convinces some people to not use a screen protector or something? I personally always use a screen protector, no matter how tough a company promises their glass is, lol.

A large part of the problem may be that replacing the screen on an iPhone isn’t as easy as it is for many other devices. Apple will charge you $362 for them to replace the screen, and having the screen replaced “unofficially” by a third party is also expensive. Performing the screen repair requires the repair person to have access to expensive equipment to avoid Apple’s “security” features that give you popups if it detects that you’ve changed the display. Because it can be so expensive to replace the screen on an iPhone, many people just don’t do it.

[–] MaxPow3r11 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We're all getting fucked by tech monopolies.

How about that?

[–] Hiro8811 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nothing to argue there, but I still prefer android over that iOS shit.

[–] madcaesar 6 points 1 year ago

Company fanboys any sector are such cringe dipshits.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

It took me far too long to realise that was a hoop earing and not a circle that the red arrow was pointing to that was meant to be showing me something.. 😂😂

[–] UltraMagnus0001 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm always proud to tell people I bought a refurbished flagship phone from 2 years ago at 1/8 the price (without mentioning price) when they see how good my pictures look. I'm currently rocking Google's spyware known as the Pixel 7 pro.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Look into grapheneos, it has almost the same features as vanilla google android. The few things it lacks are google auto (i don't drive), google pay (i don't wanna pay shit anyway)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Glass is glass, and glass breaks"

- Jerryrigseverything

[–] idunnololz 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me with my moto g pure that I dipped in 24k gold.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I miss my Pure.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sorry but I'm using a Sony which is known for being way overpriced

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] wildn0x 9 points 1 year ago

Every commercial I see is companies giving iPhones away for free. It's now at a point where I had to pay extra to avoid getting an iPhone.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well at least my beat-up phone from 2018 runs mainline linux

[–] ricdeh 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I envy you! I also had a Samsung Galaxy Note II secondary phone running postmarketOS until fairly recently, but the experience was pretty unusable and I put free and open-source Android (AOSP) back on it approximately 1.5 months ago.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, about that... I never said it was exactly stable :) Although that may at least partly be due to me messing with mobile-nixos and not postmarket. So far the sound and mic have been acting a bit, but that's probably due to misconfiguration on my part.

On the other hand, waydroid works pretty damn well, so I don't really see the reason in flashing back android

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of a very old post, back when iphone5 was released:

  • I'm getting the new iphone
  • Why? So girls can ignore you in higher quality?
[–] Resol 3 points 1 year ago

I may be broke, but I'm proud of it, because your phone broke.

[–] fne8w2ah 2 points 1 year ago

Ironic that crApple always gets away with winning lawsuits left and right.