Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus
not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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I'm so thankful I didn't live in ancient Rome
As a kid, I remember when the schools used to have that paper that literally was paper and on one side being shiny. Shit used to literally smear on the shiny side. I don't think it actually exists anymore.
I know exactly what you're talking about because we had that too. It was like waxed paper, and it dispensed by the square
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reminds me seinfeld episode, where Elaine want a a square, but the woman in the other stall says "I can't spare a square. I don't have a square to spare."
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Looks like you’re going to ‘get in touch with your inner self’.
Still better than 0.5 ply toilet paper schools use.
Or the 120 grit sandpaper some offices use.
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This has got to be where the idea for transparent wood came from...
What you're holding there is Prototype-0
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1/8th ply
That TP looks great for removing the static from between your cheeks.
Shitty toilet paper buddy!
My sibling in arse paper!
Use the whole roll. They're the ones purchasing it.
I think I'd rather just use my hand. At least it'll be softer.
Just install a bidet until they ask
That's military grade single ply right there. https://youtu.be/f6HuAhJ0k5E?si=BucLnrDAhgJol_OC
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When you need a piece of tp the length of a CVS receipt
Don't they know the story of 2-ply? https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.opb.org/article/2023/05/11/deschutes-river-oregon-poo-patrol-two-ply-outhouse-cleaner/%3foutputType=amp
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Clip your finger nails before your finger breaks through that and you scrape clean your bum hole.