this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2023
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[–] SeabassDan 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always wondered if this bird ever actually learned to eat on its own.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know he's been trying for a few years at least and he still hasn't caught it. I don't have high hopes for him.

[–] danc4498 2 points 1 year ago

I saw a picture of a dead bird recently. I wonder if it was him.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (7 children)

This is the part where someone comes along and tells me this bird is suffering from some neurologic disorder that will lead to it's starvation and eventual death.

[–] Anticorp 57 points 1 year ago

Nah, it's just very young and hasn't learned how to eat yet without its mother feeding it.

[–] Thteven 54 points 1 year ago

It's probably still young and learning everything doesn't just get vomited into your mouth when you grow up.

[–] Schmuppes 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bird scientist here. In scientific terms, we say "That lad is proper fucked".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bird scientist? Are you an ornithologist? Or are you a bird wearing glasses and a labcoat?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 1 year ago

He's a chicken, I tell ya! A giant chicken!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bird software engineer here, he is just calculating whether to take another bic mac or not. Happens when the bird is on a diet trying get ripped.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is that proprietary software or you FOSS it out?

[–] Archer 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Proprietary Raytheon drone drivers are the worst

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You're uploading that to pidgeons now? I've been seeing owls going through them like a breeze.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Yeah it is.

This bird you see, is real dumb.

[–] CheeryLBottom 10 points 1 year ago

Thankfully, Lemmy didn't seem to suffer from that...yet

[–] electrogamerman 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Leave that poor bird alone

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

Aaaaaa. Huh?! Aaaaaa. Sir, I’m SAYING Aaaaa. What the heck?!

[–] shalafi 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine a baby T-Rex doing this you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

That's a better imaginary scene than most involving tyrannosaurs

[–] zkfcfbzr 29 points 1 year ago

Kids these days are so spoiled

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dkarma 2 points 1 year ago

It is like 4 weeks old. You were that dumb at 4 wk too.

Worse actually,yeah.

[–] 3ntranced 11 points 1 year ago

I like to imagine the bird is just screaming at the grub to taunt it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Selection is a very cruel mistress. It's a case for genetic engineering.

[–] Nounka 4 points 1 year ago

I'm torn between roflol and feeling like cheering for him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

C'mon, do something