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[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 year ago (6 children)

They did fake the moon landing. Problem is Kubrick is such a stickler for detail that he insisted they shoot on location.

[–] directive0 27 points 1 year ago

https://youtu.be/_M50Fd3gXvM

This skit always summed it up for me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the lunar commissary that the film crew used during shooting is still there, you can see it with a good telescope

[–] leftzero 10 points 1 year ago

No, no, Kubrick hated shooting on location. All those Vietnam scenes in Full Metal Jacket..? Filmed right next to London.

Now, he did fake the moon landing, of course, that's why NASA gave him the lens he used to make every single frame in Barry Lyndon look like a period painting... but much like with the start of 2001 (also filmed in London), he wanted lots of location pictures for reference (he didn't want to go there, wherever it was, but he had no qualms whatsoever about sending other people), so he demanded NASA send astronauts to the moon anyway to take those pictures, and the official moon landing was faked using those pictures taken in the real one as reference.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If Barry Lyndon was any indication, he would have def gotten the natural light spot on.

Kind of a boring movie, but goddamn is it gorgeous.

[–] leftzero 4 points 1 year ago

And do you know how he managed to make every frame in that film look like a period painting..? A very particular and expensive lens NASA gave him.

(Of course, though, while the man despised filming on location, he required massive amounts of reference pictures to build his sets, so even though the official moon landing was fake, NASA still had to get some astronauts there first to take those pictures for him.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You need an exclamation point in front, like this

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Ah, thanks! Gifs kept eluding me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your way links it with alt text. The way below hot links the image to show it in the comment.

![](gif url here)

That's how I always do gifs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, I see this is one of those little differences between KBin and Lemmy.

This is what I see...

So you guys see that first one as just the GIF and not that massive URL that we see.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Correct. This is what we see on lemmy:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, that bottom one is the format I used.

[–] FlyingSquid 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's a really fun mockumentary called Dark Side of the Moon which plays it (almost) totally straight about Stanley Kubrick faking the moon landing until the end credits when it shows all the "experts" cracking up. Really worth a watch if you can find it. It's French but was filmed in English.

There's a very low-quality version on YouTube. Not sure where else you can find it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJoNK4uICTY

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wasn't expecting to see Henry Kissinger in there. Rest in piss.

[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 1 year ago

Kissinger, but very craftily edited to say what they wanted him to say instead of what he actually said. The filmmakers went very far to make it believable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just spent an hour watching this (instead of working, thank you FlyingSquid). This is amazing! That's some exquisite editing!

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 year ago

No problem. I'm sorry I couldn't link to a higher quality version. I don't remember how I got a copy but I don't have it anymore.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I forget where I saw it but I watched a video that showed how in 69 it would be so difficult to fake the shots that it was easier to just go to the moon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Going to the moon is easy. Coming back alive is another thing.

But catering for a movie cast (and paying them to keep it on the down low) may be more difficult & costly..

[–] Hasherm0n 2 points 1 year ago

This one? https://youtu.be/_loUDS4c3Cs?si=oaF9L2yCBFuy35KB

It's a great watch on the subject.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To fake the moon landing, the government hired Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick, being a perfectionist, made it look real by filming on location.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Location shooting is proving to actually be more cost effective in many circumstances as well. Kubrick knew his stuff.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty much the lamest conspiracy theory. There are better ones like Rhode Island is actually the third largest state in the US but the other states are trying to keep it down.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting for the Birds Aren't Real people to reach through the generations to become a liberal conspiracy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Dont tell me you are one of those people who who are so naive they ACTUALLY believe humans came up with that Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy? Lol some people can’t see the truth when it is right there screaming in their face. It is clearly a crow psy-op campaign to distract humanity from uncovering their preparations for crowmeggedon. We are running out of time to raise people’s awareness, we have to speak up before the only ones left to speak have beaks….

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Your forgetting about the 5G. They only want you to believe it was in 69. It was really more like 2169

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It was AI Area 51 is just a giant CRAY