The "big" penis is still too small. Gimme a "third leg" option, Larian.
this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2023
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The "small" penis is still too big. Gimme a "thimble" option, Larian.
"My ~~online alter-ego~~ Baldur's Gate 3 character is 18 feet tall, and has giant wings, like an angel's but also like a demon's. His name is KARLOR! Karlor can fuck anything, and he will, and has; WOMEN, ANGELS, DEVILS, ANIMALS! You need to get with him because my penis only has a tip... It's like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso."
About time. Willy jiggle physics have for too long lost out to titty jiggle physics
The real issue facing our society today is the lack of equal representation for jiggle physics for penis havers.
Modders were too scared to develop the forbidden Schlongs of the Sword Coast mod, so Larion did it themselves
"Commence ta jigglin!"