I've seen cartoons. That man and that bear were friends

Not nearly as dark as I was gonna go.

I assume that chonker was tasty,

I immediately thought this poor artist was in the cave for days, periodically poking his head out, and the bear was still there, just waiting.

They got many close looks at that bear and had nothing to do but draw the thing that would finally kill them when they got desperate enough to make a run for it.

This painting might be like someone writing Jeff on the tile floor in their own blood. Or they became friends like in a Disney movie. I see no middle alternative.

Joking aside, that’s a phenomenal likeness.

Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

I mean the bare necessities

That's why a bear can rest at ease

With just the bare necessities of life

Pantomiming to ask if they take commissions

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-64161861

Goes back in time

Plot twist: its a self-portrait

In fact, the word "brown" is the morph of the original word for bear. Whatever humans used for brown was overshadowed long ago by the very experience of bear itself, and the color alone became a prevalent warning against that thing that is the single most terrifying brown in existence.

do you know what I think of every time someone uses the phrase "I came across...?"

shooting one's jizz across something.

There. i said it.