this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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[–] TootSweet 43 points 1 year ago

No no. She meant Mario Kart.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyFeed 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"He never does." -- The girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

INFIDELITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

[–] Armand1 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is MK supposed to mean?

[–] avapa 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bi_tux 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good to know, now what is Michael Kors?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Luxury brand like coach or gucci

[–] LuckyBoy 6 points 1 year ago

Poor People luxury brand.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

If she finds this hilarious, marry her.

[–] FlyingSquid 12 points 1 year ago

Suddenly glad I'm married to a woman who asked for Lego sets for her birthday.

[–] guy_threepwood 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every time I see the “MK” logo I think of Milton Keynes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milton_Keynes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe OP's lady friend is a big fan of the Dons?